MIA.................

Well, I haven't been on here in a hot second. I will be honest with you guys, there are many reasons I didn't update in the past two weeks. Let me break them down for you:

1.) When I got back from San Francisco I was still in denial that I was back home. No more vacation?!?! No more cocktails?!?!? You want me to change a diaper and cook a meal?!?! It took me about five days to adjust back into my routine.

2.) By the time I adjusted back into our routine, Morgan left for field training for 11 days! What?!?! No Mother's Day brunch? I have to pick up the dog's poop? WTF?!?! That meant I was alone and doing things all by myself. I was going solo. It was me against the dog and Madeleine. Most days I won, but they tried their hardest to break me!!

3.) Santa Ana and all her bitchiness came back to SoCal!!! At one point it got up to 96 degrees IN my house. My dog was looking at me like, "When the hell are you going to turn the A/C on?!?!" This whole, not having air conditioning, is horrible! Not only did Santa Ana bring her hot, nasty breath this way, but her breath spread some nasty fires down in California. With it being hot as hell, the last thing I wanted to do was sit in front of a hot laptop. When Madeleine would take naps I would sit in front of the fan and try to cool off. Needless to say, me and that heifer are not homegirls and if I see her again, I might drop kick her in her mouth!!

4.) Mad Men: I MAY have binged watched season 3-7 (current season) in my spare time. I was like a crackhead looking for her next fix. As soon as Madeleine went to bed I would sit in front of the fan and turn on Netflix. This meant there was no time to blog!

Well, with all that complaining we did manage to go out and enjoy ourselves. Here are a few pictures:

Baby Beach in Dana Point, CA

Madeleine ha a blast! She did not want to leave and cried when we left.

Family Night Dinner with play group

 

Hillbilly Life

Trying to catch that ocean breeze

I'm going to have try to post more and thrill you guys with our adventures. If I fall off the planet again just let me know. I might have started binge watching something else! I am open to suggestions :) See ya'll tomorrow!